he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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