I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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