So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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