This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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