let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we're making bets on your personal life
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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