you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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