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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!

(708): View more from Illinois

read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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(646): View more from New York

maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen

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(623): View more from Arizona

I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You dont lie about slip and slides

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(818): View more from California

YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK

(512): View more from Texas

i got me so drunk!

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