ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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