It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It was confusing and full of hummus
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Even my vagina gasped.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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