Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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