After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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