Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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