Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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