Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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