My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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