Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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