i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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