You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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