I can't breathe out the right side of my face
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it's like heaven, but drunker
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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