Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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