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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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