True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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