I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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