Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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