i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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