Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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