My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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