The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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