cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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