I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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