i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
So many bounce houses so little time
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The adults are the big ones right?
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