You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
