she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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