The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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