So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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