ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
no. you can't hotbox the world.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
