Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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