I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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