who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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