Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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