White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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