Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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