so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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