He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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