I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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