At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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