gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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