if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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