once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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