dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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